Clock ticking on Infor loyalty oath

Computer Reseller News has this amusing piece noting that Infor partners have been given until December 1 to clear their shelves of competing products. Write your own joke about intra-Infor product competition.

Lots of delicious quotes and anecdotes in this story, but here's my favorite:

Another partner who has received the letter said he and others are trying to get a look at the vendor's new reseller contract to better evaluate the situation.

So we want you to promise total exclusivity and loyal devotion to us, and in return, we'll get you a copy of your contract real soon now!